You can't trust EVERYTHING you read on the internet!
Look, you can't just read things on the internet and believe them without verifying for yourself whether or not they're true.
Some things are written by people who want to lie to you. Other things are written by Python scripts that stitch together funny words and sentences. And some things are written by LLMs trained on terrabytes of collected human input, prompted by people who want to lie to you.
Make sure you keep this in mind the next time you read something wild on the internet.
It might not be true!
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